I genuinely believed that Noodle Dude would be a comprehensive list of all the top pasta websites on the internet, complete with in-depth reviews chock-full of helpful information and entertaining anecdotes, all presented by a huge-headed mascot that snorts noodles. I was prepared to read reviews of the neighborhood ramen shops and Italian restaurants in the hopes that this Noodle Dude would introduce me to some interesting stuff I could flaunt to the women on Tinder. I don't know if you know, but sometimes the difference between getting dumped by a stranger you met online and going home alone to jack off again is a nice bowl of expensive linguine or even a fancy dish of mac and cheese with truffles.

As it happens, it isn't exactly the purpose of NoodleDude.io. That may be bad news for those who enjoy delicious rigatoni, but it's far great news for all of the audience members who enjoy masturbating. Hell, if the Noodle Dude had only been listing his fave Chef Boyardee goods, I doubt he would have received a million hits last month. No, this ingenious, imaginative motherfucker is producing original pornographic music videos. I knew this was going to be some excellent stuff because of the phrase, "Turning TikTok Thots Into Pornstars Since 2021."

Not Your Normal Porn Site on TikTok

The fact that porn isn't strictly permitted on the official TikTok makes me laugh, but I also find it sad. It's no surprise that so many of those social media thots are twerking, flashing their tits, and playing with themselves on the platform since the format is fucking ideal for it. Finding the best content before it is removed from the app is the main challenge. Since there are so many better options available, I've mostly stopped playing with the official app. Here at ThePornDude, I have an entire area of TikTok porn sites that aggregate X-rated videos, some of which are banned from the original content, and others that simply imitate the brief, looping structure.

With a somewhat different format, the majority of TikTok porn sites mimic the rapid accessibility and delivery of the real thing, but with a lot more humping and nude women. NoodleDude.io is not your average TikTok porn website. This isn't what you're searching for if you want a large collection of the items. He uses those same videos of the same girls to create music videos, which is the trick here.

You could initially think Noodle Dude is simply another tube if you are completely illiterate and cannot comprehend any of the language on the front page. Like on a tube, there are a few screen-shaped thumbnails of cosplay girls and TikTok chicks. However, if you click on one, you'll quickly realize the true purpose of the website.

It's important to note that NoodleDude.io is a labor of love, and I admire adult websites that are operated by passionate perverts who are ready to share. The human touch usually results in a far higher and more consistent standard of quality, even though these kinds of websites tend to be weak on numbers. Naturally, the movies will feature Noodle Dude's particular sexual preferences, but his more conventional pornographic tastes will appeal to the majority of you horny jerks. He does specify some subjects that he will not be focusing on as a primary focus on the FAQ page, such as pegging content, transgender, BBW, cuckolding, and LGBT. Maybe it's time to start making your own pornographic music if you want music videos that highlight certain kinks.

More Fap-Friendly Than an Ariana Grande Video

A couple of sultry images of social media sluts in front of one of the more recent porn music videos on NoodleDude.io immediately drew my attention. After clicking through, I discovered that Audrey Nuna and DJ Snake's music video for Damn Right is three and a half minutes long. The site and its movies have a good variety of sexual content, and this one is tagged with terms like Teen, Cowgirl, Blowjob, Dildo, Doggystyle, and Cumshot.

I pressed the Play button. Not bad for in the first 10 seconds! The soundtrack begins with a brief Noodle Dude PMVs logo and is synchronized with quickly cut shots of TikTok girls in skimpy clothing checking themselves out, gassing their vehicles, shaking their nude asses, and flashing their tits out of the sunroof. As it continues, it also becomes better.

The editing is stunning. You can see a lot of work, talent, and effort went into this, even though the shots are blatantly cut with the beats. Splicing in a new shot every measure is the lazy way to do it, but it's neither simple nor smart. I adore how he synchronizes his edits with the lyrics and accentuated rhythms, and how he modifies the cuts' tempo to fit the song's vibe. The music softens a bit in the middle, and we are shown some longer, slower pictures of a gorgeous woman with raven hair caressing a cock. What fucking art!

To be honest, writing about these videos is much more difficult than writing about the typical non-musical porn videos I review on this site. This audio/visual material must be viewed and heard in order to be fully comprehended. Since my website is typically only a brief stopover before you start waving your dick at the screen, I assume you already know that.

Each of the sexual music videos on NoodleDude has a Download button if you like what you see. The data are stored on Mega.nz, which isn't particularly fast, but it does have some of the faster download speeds among file locker services. However, no one should be put off by a few minutes of waiting. For better benefits, you could choose a premium Mega account, but I believe your money would be better used to help NoodleDude.io and the real Noodle Dude who created it.

Help the Chef Prepare Your Supper

The website NoodleDude.io is free. You can watch the pornographic music videos, beat off to them, or even download them all to your PC without paying anything. For those of you who would like to support the website, there are a couple subscription options available. Keep in mind that this is just one Noodle Dude that enjoys creating videos. If you put some cash in the hat, he might earn more money more quickly and not have to put in as much effort at his day job. Additionally, he simply merits some goddamn gratitude.

The Noodler plan costs $4 per month and is the first of three membership tiers. This grants you access to uncompressed MOV exports, work-in-progress previews, and the ability to cast your vote in polls regarding editing preferences and themes. You become a Connoisseur with twenty bones a month, which grants you access to source footage and project files. You receive Legend status for a hundo. Every month, Legends get 10 seconds of bespoke changes in addition to everything else that the other members receive. If you sign up for six months, you will receive a personalized one-minute pornographic music video. Fuck, I'm already having some naughty thoughts!

The library at Noodle Dude is rather modest for a one-man operation, which is my one minor grievance. In roughly a month, a new film will be released, bringing the total number of pornographic music videos to eight. At eight and a half minutes, this next one will be the longest, but that's still not a lot of substance when compared to almost any other porn website. These might not last a week if you're constantly watching obscene movies.

We'll simply have to keep returning to see what's new, I suppose. NoodleDude.io may have the largest collection of original TikTok porn music videos, but they don't have the largest or most regularly updated dirty movie collection in the world. After all, Noodle Dude has carved out a pretty fucking distinctive niche for himself. Although I would want to see additional filmmakers enter the market and produce their own musically suggestive films, I don't believe this ruler will be overthrown anytime soon.