I was like, "Giggle, slurp, whisper, pop!" when I saw Japanese ASMR. All morning, I listened to those cute voices and slick sex sounds that were delivered straight into my ears through my headphones. I feel warm and relaxed, my skin is tingling, and a raging boner is leaking into my underwear. I generally crank it up to entire 4K lesbian videos or VR anal scenes, so it's crazy that I got this from audio alone. Was masturbating like this before the invention of television?

The rise in popularity of ASMR over the past several years is kind of ridiculous. Not too long ago, no one had even heard of it, much less beat off to it. Today, JapaneseASMR.com has more than 340,000 daily visitors. As the name implies, they have been providing free Japanese ASMR audio files since 2018, which is a powerful negotiating tool. Even though ASMR websites are becoming more and more popular, the genre is still very new, which makes this thematic collection all the more impressive. If you have great over-ear headphones, grab them; if not, put your head up to the speakers and hope your employer doesn't wonder where all the groans and chuckles are coming from.

Are You Listening to Something?

The name alone made it quite clear that I was dealing with something unique. I knew right away when JapaneseASMR appeared in my email this morning that it wouldn't be the same assortment of sultry haircuts and moist coochie vibrators as the other websites. Naturally, the word "Japanese" in the title is the biggest indication.

You might still be surprised when you arrive at the landing page, boy. This place is even more Japanese than I thought it would be. When there is a lot of kanji on the screen, as on JAV websites, my browser asks if I want to translate the Japanese to English. The site's appearance is really unimpressive; it's a straightforward blog-style display with the most recent content at the top.

One of the first things that sprang to mind was that, similar to many other aspects of the pornographic industry, the ASMR porn game is far more advanced in Japan than in the English-speaking world. Japanese ASMR has a very established vibe, as if they have been doing these things for decades, whereas your average Western ASMR porn site feels like it's brand-new, like everyone is still getting to know the subgenre.

As an example, each new audio track is accompanied by a large, pertinent hentai thumbnail that resembles a CD that has been officially issued. It almost seems like I should be reading these on an audio app similar to Spotify rather than a blog.

Additionally, there is the collection's immense size and reach. Nearly 6,000 pieces of kinky Japanese ASMR have been added to the library thus far. You can see how well-versed I am in strange Asian rumors about fetishes and fucking by the fact that I was anticipating a few hundred.

Everyday Asian ASMR Concerning Farting, Sex, and Other Topics

Some math-savvy Rainman types have probably already performed the numbers in their minds. With 6,000 audio tracks and three years of operation, JapaneseASMR.com is clearly adding a lot of garbage to their collection. Everything on the home page was actually added in the previous 24 hours. If you want to fap your way through the entire ASMR smut, you'd better get to work because they're releasing new ones every day.

It's been going well today. The cover of the most recent video, which is titled Hush Hush Pussy Time With Your Kouhais At A Bar, features two swooning anime beauties with their tits out and staring at the camera. "Junior's sober Makato secret toro toro voice patience etch" is how the Japanese description is translated, which may indicate anything if you're a 14-level weeb. I find it to be nearly incomprehensible, but at least it has an hour-long Japanese ASMR track.

Today's other new additions include the eerie track "A voice that melts into the depths of the brain with her strangling sex," binaural vore audio that converts you into food for a Yandere Incubus, and a sultry MILF track about being Scornfully Babied By Two Motherly Hostesses. A succubus with enormous breasts fucks a man to death in one, a futanari police interrogation in another, a top-secret fuck-machine scheme, classroom sex with golden showers, and some straight-up rule 34 stuff for the deviants are all included.

Stated differently, JapaneseASMR.com delves deeply into several extremely kinky porn categories. Finding subgenres that make Pornhub resemble the Disney Channel is very common on Hetai websites, so it's not shocking that they do the same with Japanese ASMR. They have, of course, gone crazy with the audio-only format as it allows them to do a lot of things that would be hard, impossible, or just unlawful to accomplish on camera.

The JapaneseASMR tags page provides a fairly good explanation of those areas. The fact that they have categorized all of the tags into smaller groups is one of my favorite features; it makes sorting through the hundreds of fetishes much simpler. Since the lists are entertaining to look over and this simplifies the process, I hope more Hentai websites would take a similar tack.

Items/Tools with tags like Drugs, Lotion, and Stun Gun are among the subcategories, as are Focus/Appeals like Peeping, Maniac, and Lots of White Cream/Juices. Characters and clothing possibilities include older sisters and wrestlers, while outfits and occupations include nurses, shrine maidens, and bondage.

I could go on and on about categories and subcategories, but you really should look at them, if only to discover some fetishes you've never heard of. Ball Busting, Burping, Farting, and Stretch/Expansion are some of the extremely twisted behaviors that fall under the category of Brutality/Abnormality.

Additionally, a Handful for English-speaking people

Where do I begin, then? Which one should I play on the IEMs—the one about the mother honing her nut-crushing techniques, the one about the girls with the hairy cats that require affection and punishment, or the one about licking your younger sister's feet after being caught stealing her underwear? Although there are many options, I'm regrettably speculating about many of the plotlines based on the images and tags.

The majority of Japanese ASMR is, well, in Japanese, which is the only significant issue I could find with it. If you're from Japan or you're one of those devoted weeaboos who has invested the time to study the language in case an Asian woman ever speaks to you, that's fantastic. You will be somewhat at a disadvantage if you are a casual masturbator who does not speak Japanese.

There are a few ASMR tracks in English, but they are few and far between. There are only eight of them as of this writing, including a JOI lesson with a hot foreign English teacher and a sex journal with an SFW tag. There are many false positives when you type "English" into the search bar, but if that's what you're searching for, you can find them on the Tags page.

Despite being in Japanese, I had been intrigued by this sultry MILF song that was posted earlier today. I listened to the song about being scornfully babied while wearing my headphones. You can download anything you want, and since they have several servers to pick from, none of the links should ever expire.

I suppose it's fortunate that I purchased a modest order of fries before I sat down because this one clocks in at almost three hours. I can now use this as an excuse to squat on the McDonald's WiFi and enjoy it. A Japanese woman whispers in one ear at the beginning of the song, and then another woman begins to whisper in the other. Almost instantly, I have skin tingles even though I don't speak the language. I get a hard dick when the moaning begins. My only option is to start stroking myself when the wet, squishy noises start.

And that's why the police just pulled up outside, I believe. In summary, JapaneseASMR.com is a fucking killer source of just that. I have to get to the point quickly. They have a wide variety of pretty strange sex genres, and the library is fucking massive and free. The most of it is in Japanese, but what were you expecting? Dude, it's in the title.