It's adult time! Too lonely to relax and watch Netflix? Don't worry, friend. I have something that will make you feel much better. They offer a ton of sexy movies to shake your dick at, but Adult Time, also known as the Premium Adult Digital Entertainment Network, won't get you laid quite like making a woman horny while watching her chick films. In any case, you're going to get off? It is not even necessary for you to order the broad a pizza.

It's similar to Netflix for porn.

You know what's really strange? The fact that AdultTime is essentially the Netflix of pornography is not mentioned anywhere on their landing page. I'm not sure, but I see other businesses comparing themselves to the streaming movie company, so perhaps it's a copyright issue. What I do know is that AdultTime is the porn equivalent of Netflix.

They assert that they are the only subscription you will require. Like the boasts and brags on every other porn website, that is really audacious. However, the numbers they are citing appear to be accurate. They have 50,000 episodes, more than 100 channels, and at least six new shows every day. Well-known companies like Vivid, PureTaboo, BurningAngel, and RoccoSiffredi are among the channels.

They have Original Series on Exclusive Adult Time. It just shouts Netflix of Porn once again. The landing page hints include a sci-fi sex show called Future Darkly and a group of broads from the 1980s wearing leg warmers and spandex.

Who really cares that the site has been mentioned in publications like Rolling Stone, Forbes, and The Washington Post? And the damn Segway was, too. Similar to another website whose name rhymes with Wet Chicks, I'm more intrigued by this trial they're offering. (In contrast to Netflix's free month, AdultTime's trial is only available for three days and costs $3.)

After logging in, AdultTime's home page appears somewhat familiar. I'm positive I've seen this exact arrangement before, but it was filled with shows and movies that weren't obscene. On top of a crisp black background are rows of Recommended Scenes and the Most Recent Adult Time Updates, specifically for me.

A Familiar Layout, But Full of Sex

It feels comfortable to be familiar. Simply put, it's the sex-fueled equivalent of what you're accustomed to. Even if the women aren't wearing blindfolds, the movie posters that slide across the top of the screen look far more enticing than the Bird Box. Well, not all of them.

It's obvious that AdultTime.com wants to appeal to a broad population. The films that are highlighted at the top are quite varied. There are moments of foot fetish in a hardcore film and a BBW love fest. There is a rough-looking, bad cop-themed movie with Reluctance as one of its genres, as well as tranny porn.